i heard —-grunt—-urgh——guuu—-you were talking shit
The cat has had IT!
accurate portrayal of how i try to show my affection
Slice of multi-grain toast with mashed avocado, paprika, cayenne, a poached egg and chia seeds.
a man who gets what he wants out of life
the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry.
fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
Things to do with your newborn:
1. Take selfies.
Source: Redditor EWW3